Thursday, February 12, 2004
Imperfection Week, Volume 4: YOU NAME IT
Ah, the miscellany section! To compile this list, I simple thought of something Sanderson would say . . . and then wrote out the opposite (which happened to be true).
1.) I have never, ever -- at any point in my life -- been considered "cool".
2.) I do not wear trendy clothes. My fashion sense is circa 1993.
3.) I dislike, and avoid, trendy places.
4.) I honestly, most of the time, much much more than I ought to admit anywhere -- do not care. About what, you ask? Yes, I answer.
5.) I am not adventurous, risk-taking, funny, classy, severely intelligent, quick, sexy, or prepared.
6.) I have few useful skills. Thinking about this now, I cannot name one truly unique, useful, boastful skill.
7.) It is not a true statement to say that most people generally like me. I tend to stoke the fires of discontent and annoyance at a greater rate than I imagine humanity's median rate of stoking to be.
1.) I have never, ever -- at any point in my life -- been considered "cool".
2.) I do not wear trendy clothes. My fashion sense is circa 1993.
3.) I dislike, and avoid, trendy places.
4.) I honestly, most of the time, much much more than I ought to admit anywhere -- do not care. About what, you ask? Yes, I answer.
5.) I am not adventurous, risk-taking, funny, classy, severely intelligent, quick, sexy, or prepared.
6.) I have few useful skills. Thinking about this now, I cannot name one truly unique, useful, boastful skill.
7.) It is not a true statement to say that most people generally like me. I tend to stoke the fires of discontent and annoyance at a greater rate than I imagine humanity's median rate of stoking to be.
