Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Gain Weight for Good
There's this guy I know -- we'll call him Koe -- who always has to beat everyone. Funny thing is, he knows of other people like him who always have to win too. He knows of these people, yet he continues his life of one-ups-manship. Nobody I know has the guts to say, "Shut up about how you think -- you never say, you only allude -- to how you're the best. Oh, sure, you admit against the big picture that you're nothing special. But then you go along and trumpet yourself up again."
I used to see this woman on the bus, when I used to take the bus to work. And she was so big that she had a hard time getting on the bus. It was the kind of thing teenagers laugh at. I always felt bad for her as she tried -- unsuccessfully -- to squeeze into a seat . . . everyone watching her. So when I think of Koe, I think he should Freaky Friday trade places with her. Then again, it would probably do a lot of people some good to do that.
I used to see this woman on the bus, when I used to take the bus to work. And she was so big that she had a hard time getting on the bus. It was the kind of thing teenagers laugh at. I always felt bad for her as she tried -- unsuccessfully -- to squeeze into a seat . . . everyone watching her. So when I think of Koe, I think he should Freaky Friday trade places with her. Then again, it would probably do a lot of people some good to do that.
