Sunday, August 01, 2004
The Best Way to Get Your Wife's Attention
You two are getting off the freeway to switch drivers in the middle of the night, and she parks by the side of some rural road. She slips over to the passenger seat. You get out and walk around. But before you get in, just head across the country road to those tall weeds so that you can, ahem, relieve yourself before beginning driving.
"Never do that again! It was like Blair Witch Project! I thought I was gonna find your teeth in a bundle of twigs!"
"Never do that again! It was like Blair Witch Project! I thought I was gonna find your teeth in a bundle of twigs!"
