Saturday, September 18, 2004
The Problem With Honesty
Is you get guys like this:
Ian's IDEAL Girl:
Physical Appearance: (Yes, I'm relatively superficial...don't even try it. You know you are too!)
- Hair Color: Doesn't matter (not something crazy like pink though ;))
- Eyes: Doesn't matter as long as they're nice
- Body Type (based on the Lemontonic options): Slim, Fit or *Average
- Ethnicity: Doesn't matter
- Height: 5' 1'' - 5' 9''
- Clothes Style: Casual
- Lung Size: A - C
- Nice smile / laugh
- Nice voice (not obnoxious)
- Cear complexion / skin
*Average: If you consider yourself somewhat overweight, I have established 3 categories for that. They are : "Chubby", "Chunky" and "FAT". Chubby is perfectly fine if you're cute...Chunky means you might be pushing it...and FAT means you probably outweigh me by about 40-50Lbs and you should find a treadmill. Basically, on a scale of 1-10 (Physical appearance), I would go for girls who are anywhere from 5 to 9. If you're a 5 you would have to fill 99% of the personality pre-requisites (see below).
Physical Looks Ratings Scale:
10 - Perfect (I have yet to meet this girl)
9 - VERY good looking
8 - Good looking
7 - Somewhat good looking
6 - Average
5 - OK at best
4 - NOT Good looking
3 - UGLY
2 - Looking at you makes some people sick
1 - You shouldn't be going outside (I have yet to see this too!)
Now to the tricky part- Personality Requirements / Emotional Intelligence / Habits (Not necessarily in order):
- Religion: Christian (i.e. you have to believe in SOMETHING...what happens when you die?)
- Smoking: NEVER. (Visualize making out with an ashtray! :) )
- Drinking: Sometimes. (i.e. everything in moderation :))
- Ambitious
- Intelligent / Educated (the whole intelligence vs. education will be explained in a future entry)
- Can think for herself (i.e. not afraid to disagree with me!) (there's limits to this of course...)
- Tactful
- Strong (emotionally not necessarily physically ;) )
- Good listener (cuz I talk A LOT!)
- Honest
- Culturally / Socially aware
- Adventurous / Likes to travel
- Musical (preferable if you can play an instrument or sing, but at the VERY LEAST appreciate music)
- Likes to help people
- Likes to have a good time but can also stay in and 'chill'
- Good sense of humour (i.e. you should laugh at a minimum of approximately 76% of my jokes)
- Witty
- Enjoys some sort of sports / physical activity
- Gets along with most of my friends / family
- NOT easily jealous
- Doesn't have 'issues' :)
- Good life experiences
- NOT easy (i.e. hard to get)
There's so much to say about this guy, that I think I'm gonna pass. It's just too easy. Suffice to say, that unless something life-altering happens in the next few years . . . he's fucked. He'll wind up waking up in the morning every day, wondering what is so wrong with the rest of the world, crying at the injustice of everyone being so unlike him.
Ian's IDEAL Girl:
Physical Appearance: (Yes, I'm relatively superficial...don't even try it. You know you are too!)
- Hair Color: Doesn't matter (not something crazy like pink though ;))
- Eyes: Doesn't matter as long as they're nice
- Body Type (based on the Lemontonic options): Slim, Fit or *Average
- Ethnicity: Doesn't matter
- Height: 5' 1'' - 5' 9''
- Clothes Style: Casual
- Lung Size: A - C
- Nice smile / laugh
- Nice voice (not obnoxious)
- Cear complexion / skin
*Average: If you consider yourself somewhat overweight, I have established 3 categories for that. They are : "Chubby", "Chunky" and "FAT". Chubby is perfectly fine if you're cute...Chunky means you might be pushing it...and FAT means you probably outweigh me by about 40-50Lbs and you should find a treadmill. Basically, on a scale of 1-10 (Physical appearance), I would go for girls who are anywhere from 5 to 9. If you're a 5 you would have to fill 99% of the personality pre-requisites (see below).
Physical Looks Ratings Scale:
10 - Perfect (I have yet to meet this girl)
9 - VERY good looking
8 - Good looking
7 - Somewhat good looking
6 - Average
5 - OK at best
4 - NOT Good looking
3 - UGLY
2 - Looking at you makes some people sick
1 - You shouldn't be going outside (I have yet to see this too!)
Now to the tricky part- Personality Requirements / Emotional Intelligence / Habits (Not necessarily in order):
- Religion: Christian (i.e. you have to believe in SOMETHING...what happens when you die?)
- Smoking: NEVER. (Visualize making out with an ashtray! :) )
- Drinking: Sometimes. (i.e. everything in moderation :))
- Ambitious
- Intelligent / Educated (the whole intelligence vs. education will be explained in a future entry)
- Can think for herself (i.e. not afraid to disagree with me!) (there's limits to this of course...)
- Tactful
- Strong (emotionally not necessarily physically ;) )
- Good listener (cuz I talk A LOT!)
- Honest
- Culturally / Socially aware
- Adventurous / Likes to travel
- Musical (preferable if you can play an instrument or sing, but at the VERY LEAST appreciate music)
- Likes to help people
- Likes to have a good time but can also stay in and 'chill'
- Good sense of humour (i.e. you should laugh at a minimum of approximately 76% of my jokes)
- Witty
- Enjoys some sort of sports / physical activity
- Gets along with most of my friends / family
- NOT easily jealous
- Doesn't have 'issues' :)
- Good life experiences
- NOT easy (i.e. hard to get)
There's so much to say about this guy, that I think I'm gonna pass. It's just too easy. Suffice to say, that unless something life-altering happens in the next few years . . . he's fucked. He'll wind up waking up in the morning every day, wondering what is so wrong with the rest of the world, crying at the injustice of everyone being so unlike him.
