Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Flush Innovation
The guy who invented the "half-way" urinal should be peed on. Too harsh, you say?
I say not.
See, as most guys know, there's been a change going on in this country, oh, for the past decade or so, in which more and more of these half-assed urinals are popping up. They are now so prevalent, that one is almost shocked to come by the faithful ol' "full-length".
The ramifications of this -- to guys -- are immediately clear: there is spray. These new, fancy, half-assed urinals are geometrically designed to encourage spray. See, instead of the liquid waste hitting the wall and traveling down the long wall to the ground, the stream has less room to be distributed . . . and therefore sprays back at the hapless user.
I don't ask for much. I don't want anything immaculate. I just want the waste to go in the drain.
So, yes. I don't think it's too harsh for the maker of the half-assed version -- who probably came up with this populace-dirtying concept just to save cash on the porcelain -- to be pissed on for his crime . . . because he's forced all of us to piss on ourselves!
I say not.
See, as most guys know, there's been a change going on in this country, oh, for the past decade or so, in which more and more of these half-assed urinals are popping up. They are now so prevalent, that one is almost shocked to come by the faithful ol' "full-length".
The ramifications of this -- to guys -- are immediately clear: there is spray. These new, fancy, half-assed urinals are geometrically designed to encourage spray. See, instead of the liquid waste hitting the wall and traveling down the long wall to the ground, the stream has less room to be distributed . . . and therefore sprays back at the hapless user.
I don't ask for much. I don't want anything immaculate. I just want the waste to go in the drain.
So, yes. I don't think it's too harsh for the maker of the half-assed version -- who probably came up with this populace-dirtying concept just to save cash on the porcelain -- to be pissed on for his crime . . . because he's forced all of us to piss on ourselves!
