Friday, June 10, 2005
To the jackass on mid-shift:
Stop pissing on the men's room floor. I understand you don't like your job or our company. There are times when I concur with these sentiments.
But I don't pee on the floor.
Read closely: this place is run by women. They wouldn't even have an opportunity to view your rebellious act of insubordination, you idiot. They probably don't even know you've been doing this for the last three weeks. So now I, and every other second-shifter, has to step though your urination to take a leak ourselves.
I didn't make life difficult for you. I just want to go. I drink a lot of coffee at work, and I'd like to be able to unload it without getting the bottoms of my Sonoma's sticky with your micterition.
Get another job. Life is too short to be spent being so miserable at a job that your only response is to pee on the floor.
But I don't pee on the floor.
Read closely: this place is run by women. They wouldn't even have an opportunity to view your rebellious act of insubordination, you idiot. They probably don't even know you've been doing this for the last three weeks. So now I, and every other second-shifter, has to step though your urination to take a leak ourselves.
I didn't make life difficult for you. I just want to go. I drink a lot of coffee at work, and I'd like to be able to unload it without getting the bottoms of my Sonoma's sticky with your micterition.
Get another job. Life is too short to be spent being so miserable at a job that your only response is to pee on the floor.
