Saturday, August 27, 2005
My Glory Days are Over and So Are My Stone-Washed Jeans
So I wanted to come here and write all about this long theorem I've created about my wife, the house, our car keys, and expanding matter. But I've finally gotten full-tilt into my book again, so there's no time.
But I cannot resist saying that tonight's episode of Cheaters had THE best pissed-off guy tackle of the SOB who's banging his girl. This was not just NFL-caliber. Many NFL linebackers, cornerbacks, and safetys should watch this video for how to execute a tackle. Picture perfect. The SOB was knocked from the middle of the sidewalk to the middle of the lawn.
Picture of a hypocrite: I love Cheaters, but think Elimidate is trash that should be taken off TV.
But I cannot resist saying that tonight's episode of Cheaters had THE best pissed-off guy tackle of the SOB who's banging his girl. This was not just NFL-caliber. Many NFL linebackers, cornerbacks, and safetys should watch this video for how to execute a tackle. Picture perfect. The SOB was knocked from the middle of the sidewalk to the middle of the lawn.
Picture of a hypocrite: I love Cheaters, but think Elimidate is trash that should be taken off TV.
