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Saturday, September 24, 2005

11 Most Obvious Post-Hair Metal Album Titles 

After Nirvana and Pearl Jam brought quality back to the musical world, the hair-metal bands could either retire quietly with whatever cash and cocaine they'd earned . . . or they could trudge on. Here is the story, via their album titles, of those who trudged on. Faithfully presented in no order:

Warrant: Dog Eat Dog

Yep. After grunge, it was a dog-eat-dog world. And Warrant got eaten.


Cinderella: Still Climbing

Further down the charts, that is.


Skid Row: Thickskin

Ahhhhhhhh, not thick enough.


Tesla: Into the Now

All right, the title may not be great, but no one rips on Tesla. Not even me on my own website.


Twisted Sister: Still Hungry

I have no words for this. "Still hungry"? Look in the mirror. Take off your makeup.


Slaughter: Back to Reality

Sadly, the first stage is denial.


Nelson: Because They Can

I don't know if there was a worse hair band than Nelson.


Extreme: Waiting for the Punchline

And they're still waiting.


Quiet Riot: Alive and Well

Further evidence of denial.


Scorpions: Unbreakable

And after denial comes projection.


Danger Danger: Dawn

Yes, it was the dawn of a new day for Danger Danger -- the day the record company called and said, "Come and get your shit out of the studio."

# posted by Will : 1:06 AM

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