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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Where you want this killing done? 

I am against Chinese food. All the people in the world: stop asking me if I want to eat Chinese food. Stop it, already. All the time you ask me to eat the Chinese food. I am sick of it. It is heavy, syrupy, covered with breading and always comes with way too much white rice. Why do they give away so much rice? Once could eat for a week, just the rice any Chinese restaurant gives away with one lunch meal. It's ridiculous.

I will come back to Chinese food. I will. Sometime. Hopefully a long time from now. Because while I did like it, for now I'm done with it.

Maybe it's not only that I'm asked to order Chinese food 3,642 times per week, although -- I grant you -- that may be part of it. I think another important deciding factor in my disgust is the OVERWHELMING ZEAL people have when they mention Chinese food.

See, it's never: "Want some Chinese food?"

It's always: "HEY! LETS ORDER CHINESE! YEAH! WHOOOOOOO! CHINESE! WAH-WAH-WAH-WHOOOOOO!

And that gets a little annoying after a while. Kind of like the karaoke people. Maybe the karaoke people are all big fans of Chinese food. Whoah.

Well, after such remarkable deductive work as that, it must be bedtime.

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