Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Signifying Nothing
In the past week:
• I received an evil-eye stare, the likes of which haven't been seen since FDR lasered Kramer on the backwards episode.
• I dodged a long phone call with a lonely alcoholic.
• Our neighbor ripped three trees out, opening up our backyard to all the other neighbors.
• My sister turned 3 decades old. She is now officially old, grown-up, and according to the Jefferson Airplane, out of significance. But, there's lots left for her. She's only got 55 more years to wait until Halley's comet passes by again.
• My boy got beat up by a 3-year-old wench. He wanted to play and she kept pushing him down. Like 7 times. Hey, he's got that persistence from his dad.
• We got the best parking spot of all time at Miller Park. Unbelievable. The game was great, but the parking made the whole thing memorable.
• I received an evil-eye stare, the likes of which haven't been seen since FDR lasered Kramer on the backwards episode.
• I dodged a long phone call with a lonely alcoholic.
• Our neighbor ripped three trees out, opening up our backyard to all the other neighbors.
• My sister turned 3 decades old. She is now officially old, grown-up, and according to the Jefferson Airplane, out of significance. But, there's lots left for her. She's only got 55 more years to wait until Halley's comet passes by again.
• My boy got beat up by a 3-year-old wench. He wanted to play and she kept pushing him down. Like 7 times. Hey, he's got that persistence from his dad.
• We got the best parking spot of all time at Miller Park. Unbelievable. The game was great, but the parking made the whole thing memorable.
