Monday, July 30, 2007
The Three People in the World
This is a neat time to be alive because the world can be easily divided into three parts:
1.) Those who don't give a damn about Harry Potter. I'm sorry. I imagine you either live in awful, 3rd-world conditions, or else concentrate really hard on the stock market.
2.) Those who own, but have not finished the last Harry Potter novel. You pathetic bastard -- come on! Get going! How long can you avoid the Internet?
3.) Those who have finished the final Harry Potter. What lucky SOBs we are! It's just like seeing the last Star Wars. Or finishing a novel. Or running a PR. What fun. Mostly because of the accomplishment -- of the knowing. But, come on -- admit it. It's a little fun having something over on all the # 2's of the world, isn't it?
Come on, # 2's -- we're waiting!
1.) Those who don't give a damn about Harry Potter. I'm sorry. I imagine you either live in awful, 3rd-world conditions, or else concentrate really hard on the stock market.
2.) Those who own, but have not finished the last Harry Potter novel. You pathetic bastard -- come on! Get going! How long can you avoid the Internet?
3.) Those who have finished the final Harry Potter. What lucky SOBs we are! It's just like seeing the last Star Wars. Or finishing a novel. Or running a PR. What fun. Mostly because of the accomplishment -- of the knowing. But, come on -- admit it. It's a little fun having something over on all the # 2's of the world, isn't it?
Come on, # 2's -- we're waiting!
