Thursday, March 06, 2008
Talking About New Life with The Boy
I'm not sure why my wife tried to climb this mountain . . . .
The Wife: Your Aunt Amy is going to have a baby, so you are going to have a new cousin. And your buddy, Jack, will have a new brother or sister.
The Boy: Where the baby now?
Wife: It's in Aunt Amy's tummy. And when she has the baby, it will come out and be your cousin.
Boy: AUNT AMY EAT BABIES?!
Wife: No, the baby is just in her tummy. Then it will come out and be Jack's brother or sister.
Boy: AUNT AMY EAT MY BUDDY JACK AND SPIT HIM OUT?!
Wife: No, Aunt Amy doesn't eat babies. You can see her this weekend and talk to her about it. She might show you the baby she has in her tummy.
Boy: AUNT AMY GONNA EAT ME?!
The Wife: Your Aunt Amy is going to have a baby, so you are going to have a new cousin. And your buddy, Jack, will have a new brother or sister.
The Boy: Where the baby now?
Wife: It's in Aunt Amy's tummy. And when she has the baby, it will come out and be your cousin.
Boy: AUNT AMY EAT BABIES?!
Wife: No, the baby is just in her tummy. Then it will come out and be Jack's brother or sister.
Boy: AUNT AMY EAT MY BUDDY JACK AND SPIT HIM OUT?!
Wife: No, Aunt Amy doesn't eat babies. You can see her this weekend and talk to her about it. She might show you the baby she has in her tummy.
Boy: AUNT AMY GONNA EAT ME?!
